Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.
Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so.
Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use.
My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened.
My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.
Roger von Oech
Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father.
Never exaggerate your faults. Your friends will attend to that.
Never make the same mistake twice or you'll never get around to all of them.
Noble deeds and hot baths are the best cures for depression.
Nothing interferes with my concentration. You could put an orgy in my office and I wouldn't look up. Well, maybe once.
Henry Ward Beecher: Inspirational Funny Quote
The difference between perseverance and obstinacy is that one often comes from a strong will, and the other from a strong won't.