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Inspirational Funny Quotations

A Select Collection of Inspirational Funny Quotations

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To uplift your spirit, nothing works better than a healthy dose of laugher. Here is a two-in-one deal: elevate your mood with these funny inspirational quotes. They are funny; yet they inspire you.

Beverly Nichols
Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.

Bertrand Russell
Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so.

Mark Twain
Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use.

Montaigne
My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened.

Woody Allen
My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.

Roger von Oech
Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father.

Robert C.Edwards
Never exaggerate your faults. Your friends will attend to that.

Unknown Author
Never make the same mistake twice or you'll never get around to all of them.

Dodie Smith
Noble deeds and hot baths are the best cures for depression.

Isaac Asimov
Nothing interferes with my concentration. You could put an orgy in my office and I wouldn't look up. Well, maybe once.

Henry Ward Beecher: Inspirational Funny Quote
The difference between perseverance and obstinacy is that one often comes from a strong will, and the other from a strong won't.

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