The reason so many people never get anywhere in life is because when opportunity knocks, they are out in the backyard looking for four-leaf clovers.
Casey Stengel: Motivational Funny Quote
The secret to managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided.
George S. Merriam: Motivational Funny Quote
The sense of humor is the oil of life's engine. Without it, the machinery creaks and groans. No lot is so hard, no aspect of things is so grim, but it relaxes before a hearty laugh.
Noelie Alito: Motivational Funny Quote
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
Thomas G. Halliburton: Motivational Funny Quote
The suspicious parent makes an artful child.
Bertrand Russell: Motivational Funny Quote
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent full of doubt.
Nolan Bushnell: Motivational Funny Quote
The ultimate inspiration is the deadline.
Thomas Watson: Motivational Funny Quote
The way to succeed is to double your failure rate.
Robert Frost: Motivational Funny Quote
The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.
Indira Gandhi: Motivational Funny Quote
There are two kinds of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group; there is less competition there.
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