Peter De Vries
I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If the creator had a purpose in equipping us with a neck, he surely meant us to stick it out.
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, "You are wrong." This method works every time.