Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
Bill Keane
Yesterday's the past and tomorrow's the future. Today is a gift - which is why they call it the present.
Yogi Berra
You can observe a lot by watching.
Ronald Reagan
You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jelly beans.
Mark Twain
You can't depend on your judgment when your imagination is out of focus.
Ethel Barrymore
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself.
Anonymous
You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.
Ellen Degeneres
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
Robin Williams
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
