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Motivational Humor Quotes

A Select Collection of Motivational Humor Quotes

By Simran Khurana, About.com

Dick Van Dyke: Motivational Humor Quotes
Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

Bill Keane: Motivational Humor Quotes
Yesterday's the past and tomorrow's the future. Today is a gift - which is why they call it the present.

Yogi Berra: Motivational Humor Quotes
You can observe a lot by watching.

Ronald Reagan: Motivational Humor Quotes
You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jelly beans.

Mark Twain: Motivational Humor Quotes
You can't depend on your judgment when your imagination is out of focus.

Ethel Barrymore: Motivational Humor Quotes
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself.

Anonymous: Motivational Humor Quotes
You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.

Ellen Degeneres: Motivational Humor Quotes
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.

Robin Williams: Motivational Humor Quotes
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

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