Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
Bill Keane: Motivational Humor Quotes
Yesterday's the past and tomorrow's the future. Today is a gift - which is why they call it the present.
Yogi Berra: Motivational Humor Quotes
You can observe a lot by watching.
Ronald Reagan: Motivational Humor Quotes
You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jelly beans.
Mark Twain: Motivational Humor Quotes
You can't depend on your judgment when your imagination is out of focus.
Ethel Barrymore: Motivational Humor Quotes
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself.
Anonymous: Motivational Humor Quotes
You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.
Ellen Degeneres: Motivational Humor Quotes
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
Robin Williams: Motivational Humor Quotes
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
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