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A Select Collection of Motivational Humorous Quotations

By Simran Khurana, About.com

J. M. Barrie: Motivational Humorous Quotations
We are all failures - at least, all the best of us are.

Will Rogers: Motivational Humorous Quotations
We are all here for a spell. Get all the good laughs you can.

Oscar Wilde: Motivational Humorous Quotations
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

Jean Cocteau: Motivational Humorous Quotations
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?

Pearl S. Buck: Motivational Humorous Quotations
We must have hope or starve to death.

Benjamin Franklin: Motivational Humorous Quotations
We must indeed all hang together, or most assuredly we shall all hang separately.

Milton Berle: Motivational Humorous Quotations
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.

H. L. Mencken: Motivational Humorous Quotations
Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband.

George Eliot: Motivational Humorous Quotations
What do we live for, if it is not to make life less difficult for each other?

Artemus Ward: Motivational Humorous Quotations
When a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing, it's the money.

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