I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time.
Henny Youngman: Motivational Humorous Quotes
I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.
Ann Landers: Motivational Humorous Quotes
Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Lewis Grizzard: Motivational Humorous Quotes
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
Broderick Crawford: Motivational Humorous Quotes
Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them.
Albert Camus: Motivational Humorous Quotes
Man is the only creature that refuses to be what he is.
Leroy W. Jones: Motivational Humorous Quotes
Many hands make the light work.
Zig Ziglar: Motivational Humorous Quotes
Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they're on the same side.
Alexander Woollcott: Motivational Humorous Quotes
Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.
Charles Caleb Colton: Motivational Humorous Quotes
Many speak the truth when they say that they despise riches, but they mean the riches possessed by others.
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