Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
W. C. Fields
Start off every day with a smile and get it over with.
Success comes in cans, failure in can'ts.
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
Arthur C. Clarke
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.
The difference between a mountain and a molehill is your perspective.
The difference between an optimist and a pessimist is that an optimist thinks this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.