Some people develop a wish bone where their back bone should be.
Author unknown: Motivational Quotes: Funny
Some people not only expect opportunity to knock, they expect it to beat down the door.
Ambrose Bierce: Motivational Quotes: Funny
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
W. C. Fields: Motivational Quotes: Funny
Start off every day with a smile and get it over with.
Author Unknown: Motivational Quotes: Funny
Success comes in cans, failure in can'ts.
Earl Nightingale: Motivational Quotes: Funny
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
Arthur C. Clarke: Motivational Quotes: Funny
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
Robert Frost: Motivational Quotes: Funny
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.
Al Neuharth: Motivational Quotes: Funny
The difference between a mountain and a molehill is your perspective.
Unknown Author: Motivational Quotes: Funny
The difference between an optimist and a pessimist is that an optimist thinks this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.
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