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Motivational Quotes: Funny

A Select Collection of Funny Motivational Quotes

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Ambrose Bierce
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

W. C. Fields
Start off every day with a smile and get it over with.

Author Unknown
Success comes in cans, failure in can'ts.

Earl Nightingale
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

Arthur C. Clarke
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

Robert Frost
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.

Al Neuharth
The difference between a mountain and a molehill is your perspective.

Unknown Author
The difference between an optimist and a pessimist is that an optimist thinks this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.

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