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Motivational Quotes: Funny

A Select Collection of Motivational Quotes: Funny

By Simran Khurana, About.com

Unknown Author: Motivational Quotes: Funny
Some people develop a wish bone where their back bone should be.

Author unknown: Motivational Quotes: Funny
Some people not only expect opportunity to knock, they expect it to beat down the door.

Ambrose Bierce: Motivational Quotes: Funny
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

W. C. Fields: Motivational Quotes: Funny
Start off every day with a smile and get it over with.

Author Unknown: Motivational Quotes: Funny
Success comes in cans, failure in can'ts.

Earl Nightingale: Motivational Quotes: Funny
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

Arthur C. Clarke: Motivational Quotes: Funny
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

Robert Frost: Motivational Quotes: Funny
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.

Al Neuharth: Motivational Quotes: Funny
The difference between a mountain and a molehill is your perspective.

Unknown Author: Motivational Quotes: Funny
The difference between an optimist and a pessimist is that an optimist thinks this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.

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