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A Select Collection of Inspirational Funny Quotes

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Mark Twain
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightening and the lightening bug.

Joe Girard
The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time.

Rogers Hornsby
The first rule of baseball is to get a good ball to hit.

German Proverb
The main thing is keeping the main thing the main thing.

Nellie Hershey Tullis
The next best thing to winning is losing! At least you've been in the race.

George Will
The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.

Vidal Sassoon
The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.

Sarah Brown
The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.

Thomas Holcroft
The past is a guidepost, not a hitching post.

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