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Inspirational Funny Sayings

A Select Collection of Inspirational Funny Sayings


Bob Wells
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

Lily Tomlin
For fast acting relief try slowing down.

Eleanor Roosevelt
Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world.

William James
Habit is second nature, or rather, ten times nature.

George Burns
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Louis E. Boone
I am definitely going to take a course on time management... just as soon as I can work it into my schedule.

Mark Twain
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

Wayne Dyer
I am realistic - I expect miracles.

Jim Valvano
I asked a ref if he could give me a technical foul for thinking bad things about him. He said, of course not. I said, well, I think you stink. And he have me a technical. You can't trust em.

Thomas Edison
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

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