For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
Lily Tomlin: Inspirational Funny Sayings
For fast acting relief try slowing down.
Eleanor Roosevelt: Inspirational Funny Sayings
Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world.
William James: Inspirational Funny Sayings
Habit is second nature, or rather, ten times nature.
George Burns: Inspirational Funny Sayings
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Louis E. Boone: Inspirational Funny Sayings
I am definitely going to take a course on time management... just as soon as I can work it into my schedule.
Mark Twain: Inspirational Funny Sayings
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
Wayne Dyer: Inspirational Funny Sayings
I am realistic - I expect miracles.
Jim Valvano: Inspirational Funny Sayings
I asked a ref if he could give me a technical foul for thinking bad things about him. He said, of course not. I said, well, I think you stink. And he have me a technical. You can't trust em.
Thomas Edison: Inspirational Funny Sayings
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
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