When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
P. J. O'Rourke
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
When in charge ponder. When in trouble delegate. When in doubt mumble.
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So, what the hell, leap!
Alexander Graham Bell
When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us.
When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on.
While we may not be able to control all that happens to us, we can control what happens inside us.
Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog.
Wit is educated insolence.