When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
P. J. O'Rourke: Inspirational Humor Quotes
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
Unknown Author: Inspirational Humor Quotes
When in charge ponder. When in trouble delegate. When in doubt mumble.
Cynthia Heimel: Inspirational Humor Quotes
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So, what the hell, leap!
Alexander Graham Bell: Inspirational Humor Quotes
When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us.
Anonymous: Inspirational Humor Quotes
When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
Thomas Jefferson: Inspirational Humor Quotes
When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on.
Ben Franklin: Inspirational Humor Quotes
While we may not be able to control all that happens to us, we can control what happens inside us.
Damon Hill: Inspirational Humor Quotes
Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog.
Aristotle: Inspirational Humor Quotes
Wit is educated insolence.
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