There is no elevator to success. You have to take the stairs.
Mark Twain: Inspirational Humorous Quotations
There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.
George Burns: Inspirational Humorous Quotations
There will always be a battle between the sexes because men and women want different things. Men want women and women want men.
May Sarton: Inspirational Humorous Quotations
Though friendship is not quick to burn, it is explosive stuff.
Ben Hecht: Inspirational Humorous Quotations
Time is a circus, always packing up and moving away.
Bernard M. Baruch: Inspirational Humorous Quotations
To me old age is 15 years older than I am.
Brian Tracy: Inspirational Humorous Quotations
Today the greatest single source of wealth is between your ears.
Spanish Proverb: Inspirational Humorous Quotations
Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.
George Burns: Inspirational Humorous Quotations
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
Thomas Szasz: Inspirational Humorous Quotations
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
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