Nothing recedes like success.
Hippocrates: Motivational Funny Quotations
Old people have fewer diseases than the young, but their diseases never leave them.
Robert Orben: Motivational Funny Quotations
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
Gilbert K. Chesterton: Motivational Funny Quotations
One of the great disadvantages of hurry is that it takes such a long time.
Groucho Marx: Motivational Funny Quotations
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men - the other 999 follow women.
Thomas Alva Edison: Motivational Funny Quotations
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
Unknown Author: Motivational Funny Quotations
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
Walter Winchell: Motivational Funny Quotations
Optimist: A man who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.
Robert Louis Stevenson: Motivational Funny Quotations
Our business in life is not to succeed, but to continue to fail in good spirits.
Groucho Marx: Motivational Funny Quotations
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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