You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternately, there would never be more than three in a family.
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.
A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence.
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
I realize why women die in childbirth - it's preferable.
Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.