Back to the Future II
The time-traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe – women!
The Birdcage
Albert: I was adorable once. Young and full of hope. Now, look at me. I'm a short, fat, insecure, middle aged thing!
Armand: I made you short?
Bridget Jones' Diary
Bridget: (on the phone) Bridget Jones, wanton sex goddess, with a very bad man between her thighs... Mom!
Clue
Mrs. White: Are you a cop?
Mr. Green: No, I'm a plant.
Miss Scarlet: A plant? I thought men like you were usually called a fruit.
Duck Soup
You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
Fierce Creatures
Son: You screwed up my childhood!
Dad: How could I? I wasn't even there.
The Flintstones
Barney: You're afraid to tell Wilma, aren't you?
Fred: Afraid? Now let's get this straight, Rubble. I don't need permission from my wife to make a decision. In my cave, I reign supreme. SUPREME!
Barney: I won't tell her, Fred.
Fred: Thanks pal.
Spaceballs
Barf: I'm a mawg: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!
