My Best Friend's Wedding
It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.
Paper Moon
I got scruples too, you know. You know what that is... scruples?
No, I don't know what it is, but if you got 'em, it's a sure bet they belong to somebody else!
The Piano
One day, when my mother and father were singing together in the forest, a great storm blew up out of nowhere. But so passionate was their singing that they did not notice; nor did they stop as the rain began to fall – and when their voices rose for the final bars of the duet, a great bolt of lighting came out of the sky and struck my father so that he lit up like a torch. And at the same moment... my father was struck dead my mother was struck dumb! She never spoke another word...
The Saint
The worst part about being you is pretending to be so bad in bed.
Shrek
And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man! There were some gases leaking outta my butt that day!
Spaceballs
Dark Helmet: If there's one thing I despise, it is a fair fight.
Steel Magnolias
I'd rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special...
Thelma & Louise
You get what you settle for...
Wizard of Oz
Scarecrow: I haven't got a brain... only straw.
Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
Scarecrow: I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they?
Dorothy: Yes, I guess you're right.
