Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
We're talking paranoid delusional psychosis. I saw the guy's room. Cozy... if you're Hannibal Lecter.
Addams Family Values
You'll meet someone. Someone very special. Someone who won't press charges.
Addams Family Values
Amanda: Why are you dressed like somebody died?
Wednesday: Wait...
Airplane
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Airplane II: The Sequel
Oveur: Dunn... gentlemen, let's get to work.
Curtz: Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force?
Unger: Not directly. Technically Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn.
Dunn: Yep.
Curtz: So, Dunn, you were under Oveur and over Dunn?
Dunn: Yep.
Oveur: Yes, that's right. Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn.
Unger: So you see both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn.
Oveur: Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn.
Aliens
Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal!
American Pie
Jim: <waking up in bed> She's gone! Oh my God! She used me. I was used. <grins> I was used! Cool!
Animal Crackers
You're one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen and that's not saying much for you.
Animal Crackers
You know, I'd buy you a parachute if I knew it wouldn't open.
Antz
I think everything must go back to the fact I had a very anxious childhood. You know, my mother never had time for me. You know, when you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention.
