I'm the One That I Want
I love my gay male friends but when I was a little girl, I always wished that I would be constantly surrounded by gorgeous guys. And I am... and I should have been more specific.
Don't cry at the beginning of the date. Cry at the end of the date like I do.
Old paint on canvas - as it ages - sometimes becomes transparent. When that happens, it is possible, in some pictures, to see the original lines: a tree will show through a woman's dress, a child makes way for a dog, a large boat is no longer on open sea. That is called pentimento because the painter 'repented,' changed his mind. Perhaps it would be as well to say that the old conception, replaced by a later choice, is a way of seeing and then seeing again.
A League of Their Own
Jimmy: (prayer before the game) Oh, Lord! Hallowed be Thy name. May our feet be swift; may our bats be mighty; may our balls... be plentiful. Lord, I'd just like to thank you for that waitress in South Bend. You know who she is - she kept calling your name.
Living Out Loud
I was married. My husband cheated on me left and right. He made me feel like I was crazy all the time. One day, he tells me it's my fault he saw other women. So I picked up a knife and told him it was his fault I was stabbing him.
Lost and Found
When the phone ain't ringing, that's me not calling.
Love and Death
All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates... which means that all men are homosexuals...
Love and Death
The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But... but... think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.
Stop trying to hit me and hit me!
Matt: Don't be cynical. Why do you always assume the worst about people?