- Always remember you're unique...
Just like everyone else.
- I don't have a license to kill.
I have a learner's permit.
- Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
- Save the whales!
Trade them for valuable prizes.
- Stop repeat offenders.
Don't re-elect them!
- I'm not getting smaller
I'm backing away from you.
- Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?
- I don't know what makes you dumb
But it really works.
- Rehab Is for Quitters
- My Dog Can Lick Anyone
- Computer programmers don't byte
They nibble a bit.
- BEER
It's not just for breakfast anymore.
- I(nternal) R(evenue) S(ervice)
We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
- Out of my mind...
Back in five minutes.
- Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
- There's too much blood in my alcohol system.
- People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
- Oh crap! You're going to try and cheer me up, aren't you?
- Do not disturb
I'm disturbed enough already.
- Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares?

