T Shirt Sayings

If you had to put a slogan or a pithy saying on your T shirt, what would it be? I scanned hundreds of pages on the Internet for the best T shirt sayings. The twenty T shirt sayings listed below are the best of the best. These verbal constructs are short and hard-hitting, to get the message across instantaneously. If you want to recommend some of your favorite T Shirt Sayings for this page, fill out the quotations suggestion form.

• Always remember you're unique... Just like everyone else.

• I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.

• Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!

• Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.

• Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

• I'm not getting smaller I'm backing away from you.

• Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?

• I don't know what makes you dumb But it really works.

• Rehab Is for Quitters

• My Dog Can Lick Anyone

• Computer programmers don't byte They nibble a bit.

• BEER It's not just for breakfast anymore.

• I(nternal) R(evenue) S(ervice) We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

• Out of my mind... Back in five minutes.

• Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

• There's too much blood in my alcohol system.

• People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

• Oh crap! You're going to try and cheer me up, aren't you?

• Do not disturb I'm disturbed enough already.

• Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares?