Quotes: Family Guy: Peter And Lois

Read this page to find some really whacky quotes. Family Guy: Peter and Lois – Lois: Peter, did you paste a new picture of yourself on our wedding picture? Peter: Yeah I think it looks better. Lois: You pasted it over me. Peter: Yeah, I think it looks better.

Quotes: Family Guy: Peter And Lois
Lois: Peter, what did you promise me?
Peter: That I wouldn't drink at the stag party.
Lois: And what did you do?
Peter: Drank at the stag pa... Whoa. I almost walked into that one.

Quotes: Family Guy: Peter And Lois
Lois: We'll continue this talk after dinner. Women are not objects.
Peter: That's right, son, listen to what it says.

Quotes: Family Guy: Peter And Lois
Lois: Typical male fantasy. Women drinking beer. I can guarantee that a man made that commercial.
Peter: Of course they did. It's a commercial, not a delicious Thanksgiving dinner.

Quotes: Family Guy: Peter And Lois
Lois: Peter, did you paste a new picture of yourself on our wedding picture?
Peter: Yeah I think it looks better.
Lois: You pasted it over me.
Peter: Yeah I think it looks better.

Quotes: Family Guy: Peter And Lois
[Lois' sister is in labor]
Peter: It looks like Carol's blowing a bubble.
Lois: That's the head. Carol, push. Push.
Peter: I am. It won't go back in.

Quotes: Family Guy: Peter And Lois
[Peter has had plastic surgery]
Lois: Peter, did you get new buttocks?
Peter: I had to. My old one had a crack in it.

Quotes: Family Guy: Peter And Lois
[Peter gets fired]
Peter: Hey, Lois, the 'lost my job' smells great. Hey, Meg, could you pass me the 'fired my ass for negligence'?
Lois: Peter, are you OK?
Peter: Great. I haven't got a job in the world.

Quotes: Family Guy: Peter And Lois
Lois: Peter, punish Chris.
Peter: Son, I'm watching the game, you know what to do.
[Chris begins spanking himself]
Chris: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! This hurts me more than it hurts you.

Also read other Family Guy Quotes:
• Introductory Page
• Evergreen Family Guy Quotes – 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11
• Your Affable Stewie Griffin – 1, 2, 3, 4
• Funny ol' Peter Griffin – 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
• Funny Conversations – Lois And Stewie, Lois and Peter - 1, Lois and Peter - 2, Lois and Peter - 3