Sex & the City Quotes

<Samantha on not getting hired because she's a woman>: What does he think I'm gonna do? Get my period and ruin his empire?!


FBI Agent, to Samantha: Ma'am, can you undo your cuffs so we can use ours?


Miranda: He has to get baptized and wear a dress.
Carrie: Baby's first drag show!


Carrie: Ooh! I forgot about the washer and dryer! I've been dreaming about that my whole New York life!


Samantha: Who's the farmer with the dells?
Carrie: Young MacDonald?
Samantha: Oooh! E-I-E-I-O!


Guy: This floor's non smoking!
Carrie: I have an addiction, sir!


Carrie: It was a typical downtown male mix. Ten percent Wall Street, ten percent real estate, and ten percent <Samantha had> already slept with.


Charlotte: I proposed myself!
Carrie: What?
Charlotte: Yes. I suggested he have a tomato salad, then I suggested we get married.
Carrie: Wait. What exactly did he say?
Charlotte: Alrighty!
Carrie: Alrighty? He said alrighty? Now I'm thinking the upsetting thing isn't that you proposed, it's that you proposed to a guy that says "alrighty."
Charlotte: Oh, Carrie, stop!
Carrie: Alrighty.


Charlotte: ...you shouldn't be talking like that at all, Samantha, it's rude and politically incorrect.
Carrie: Sweetie, a reminder: Samantha is rude and politically incorrect.
Miranda: She's an equal opportunity offender.


Miranda: You double-booked?
Carrie: How do you conceive pulling this one off?
Charlotte: Early dinner with bachelor number one, late supper with bachelor number two.
Samantha: My god, you're turning into a man!
Carrie <voiceover>: Apparently Charlotte had done more than just break a pattern. She had actually changed genders.
Charlotte: I just don't know how I'm going to eat two dinners in a row.
Carrie <voiceover>: And just like that, she was a woman again.


Big: I never really thought about it.
Carrie: Oh come on. Everybody wonders what happens after you die.
Big: I'm too busy wondering who's dinging my car in the garage.


Carrie: If you keep talking like that I'm going to have to charge you by the minute.


Anthony on his cell <Charlotte's wedding dress stylist>: Sorry, thought it was my Mother. FIFTEEN phone calls to make sure I get her the cheapest possible sheets from Bed, Bath and Friggin Beyond!


Carrie: And then I realized something, twenty-something girls are just fabulous, until you see one with the man who broke your heart.


Charlotte: Trey, you have a boner... I can't discuss my notes if you have a boner.

Sex and the City Quotes