Samantha: <to Carrie about Big> Have fun, just don't have amnesia.
Carrie: She's shiny Hair Style Section Vera Wang and I'm the sex column they run next to ads for penile implants.
Miranda: Sexy is the thing I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with my personality.
Miranda: I don't want a boyfriend who does that! It's never ok to do that. Wait your turn, shut the door, do your business.
Charlotte: Allow me to get right to the point, guys. After careful consideration, I have decided that I am getting married this year.
Samantha <on a dating service ad that was mailed to Carrie>: That's the postal equivalent to a drive by shooting.
On Carrie's birthday, Samantha on her filling out the age portion of a survey: Honey, welcome to my box.
Samantha: I happen to love the way I look.
Miranda: You should. You paid enough for it.
Carrie: Therapy? It's just so self-indulgent. Ancient man didn't need shrinks to survive.
Miranda: Ancient man only lived until thirty.
Charlotte <drunk>: I'm nice. I'm pretty, and smart! I'm a catch!
Charlotte: I've been dating since I was fifteen! I'm exhausted! Where is he?
Miranda: Who, the White Knight?
Samantha: That only happens in fairy tales.
Charlotte: My hair hurts.
Carrie: I realized I was in the throes of an existential crisis. One that not even the sight of this season's Dolce & Gabbana strappy sandals could lift me out of.
Carrie: There'll be no next time. This is going to be like Bridges of Madison Avenue, a very brief affair I'll write about in sappy letters to my grandchildren.
Carrie: When Charles Dickens wrote "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times," I believe he must have been having an affair with his married ex-boyfriend.
Carrie: When you're a teenager, all you want to do is buy beer. But once you hit 30 all you want to do is to get carded.
Charlotte: You exchanged keys? That's big!
Carrie: No, that's the opposite of Big.
Samantha: My friends don't believe you.
Richard: Am I dating your friends?
Samantha: With your track record I wouldn't put it past you.
Carrie: I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet.
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