Samantha: Would it be bad to have a martini with my muscle relaxant or bad in a good way?"
Carrie: One woman's Titanic is another woman's Love Boat.
Miranda: Soul mates only exist in the Hallmark aisle of Duane Reade Drugs.
Charlotte: I read that if you don't have sex for a year, you can actually become "revirginized".
Carrie: How does that work? You go to bed one night, wake up the next morning, and poof - you're a lesbian?
Carrie: It's a check from our publishers. They sold my book in Paris. It's an advance from France!
Wallis <Vaughn's mom>: When Frannie told me she was a lesbian, I said "great - just as long as you're not Republican."
Samantha: Well, I don't know how you people do it. All that emotional chow-chow. It's exhausting.
Laney: <to Charlotte> Look, I'm sure you get asked this all the time, but what is your problem?
Carrie: That's another reason I love New York. Just like that, it can go from bad to cute.
Carrie: My Zen teacher also said: the only way to true happiness is to live in the moment and not worry about the future. Of course, he died penniless and single.
Carrie: You can't make friends with a squirrel. Squirrels are just rats with cuter outfits.
Samantha: These are guys, they don't talk they fight. They can't help it. It's all that crazy testosterone, God bless it.
Samantha: I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties.
Carrie: It's over for me. Here lies Carrie. She had two loves and lots 'o' shoes.
Carrie: The truth is I was dying to sleep with him. But isn't delayed gratification the definition of maturity?
Samantha: You dated Mr. Big. I'm dating Mr. Too Big.
Samantha: Men aren't that complicated. They're kind of like plants.
Samantha: I'm a "trisexual". I'll try anything once.
Carrie: The universe may not always play fair, but at least it's got a hell of a sense of humor.
Charlotte: I don't think she's a lesbian. I think she just ran out of men.
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