Stanford: I don't want to seem like a nobody now that I have a somebody.
Carrie: Oh, so it's okay to be a nobody when you have nobody?
Stanford: Well, apparently you're nobody until somebody loves you.
Anthony: I want nothing but lilies on the huppah. The theme is yentil chic!
Carrie: Think about it. If you are single, after graduation there isn't one occasion where people celebrate you. ... Hallmark doesn't make a "congratulations, you didn't marry the wrong guy" card. And where's the flatware for going on vacation alone?
Samantha: He did something to me that was so perverse! Okay, I'm just going to say it. He tried to hold my hand.
Carrie: You mean to tell me that Smith is a hand-holder? And to think he once served us food.
Carrie: The closest Charlotte had ever come to getting screwed on a plane was the time she'd lost all her luggage on a flight to Palm Beach.
Carrie: Dreams are a really good way to experiment... It's like buying a dress and keeping the tags on.
Miranda: If I see another crepe paper stork, I'm going to rip its cardboard beak off.
Laney: And that's Betsy and her boy, Harry. They're inseparable, they do everything together. We call them our old married couple. Except it's not really that funny now that Betsy and her husband are getting divorced. <is called away>
Miranda: So all I have to do to meet the ideal man is give birth to him.
Roxanne: <comes up to Miranda and Carrie> I love my son, Andy, he's eleven months old. He is a god and I tell him so every day. <leaves>
Miranda: Thirty years from now, what do you think the chances are that some woman's gonna be able to make Andy happy? I'm gonna go with zero.
Carrie: Miranda was a huge fan of the Yankees. I was a huge fan of being anywhere you could smoke and drink at two in the afternoon without judgment.
Carrie: Are we getting wiser or just older?
Carrie: Do you know that there are no available men out there?
Miranda: Uh, we're at my date's wake, so, yes.
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