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"Home Alone" Quotes

Read "Home Alone" Quotes and Relive Your Happy Childhood


Fall in love with the cute eight year old Macaulay Culkin, who plays the role of Kevin McCallister, in Home Alone Compare Prices. Kevin is accidentally left alone at home by his family and he enjoys every bit of his freedom. Join Kevin in his misadventures, as he shops, parties, and fights burglars with gusto. Here are some wonderful Home Alone quotes that bring you memories of fun-filled Christmas vacations.

Kevin McCallister
  • This is my house, I have to defend it.

  • I made my family disappear. I made my family disappear!

  • Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.

  • When I grow up and get married I'm living alone! Did you hear me! I'm living alone! I'm living alone! I'm living alone!

  • Hey, I'm not afraid any more! I said I'm not afraid any more! Do you hear me? I'm not afraid any more!

  • You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?

  • Down here you idiots! Come and get me before I call the police!
Linnie McCallister
  • Listen, Kevin, what are you so worried about? You know mom's gonna pack your stuff anyway. You're what the French call "les incompetents".
  • Merry Christmas, little fella! We know that you're in there, and that you're all alone.

  • You bomb me with one more can, kid, and I'll snap off your cajones and boil them in motor oil!

  • It's too late for you, kid; we're already in the house. We're gonna get ya!
  • Yeah, come on, kid, open up. It's Santa Claus... and his elf!

  • He's a kid. Kids are stupid. I know I was.
  • You live down the street from me right? You know anytime you see you can always say hello, you don't have to be afraid. A lot of stuff has been said about me, none of it's true.
Kate McCallister
  • This is Christmas, the season of perpetual hope. And I don't care if I have to get out on your runway and hitchhike. If it costs me everything I own, if I have to sell my soul to the devil himself, I am going to get home to my son.

  • There are fifteen people in this house, you're the only one who has to make trouble.

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