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"The Santa Clause" Quotes

Santa Claus Brings Christmas Cheer With "The Santa Clause" Quotes

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Christmas is incomplete without Santa Claus. So what would happen if dear old Santa met with an accident that rendered him incapable of delivering Christmas presents? Watch the hilarious movie, The Santa Clause, Compare Prices with a room full of kids. You will be squealing with joy every time you see Tim Allen in his Santa Claus avatar. Enjoy The Santa Clause quotes from the movie and relive its funniest moments.
  • Scott Calvin
    Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! When I get home, I'm getting a CAT scan!

  • Laura
    All Neil told him was that Santa was more of a feeling. More of a state of mind than an actual person.

  • Little Elf Judy
    Seeing isn't believing. Believing is seeing.

  • Scott Calvin
    Can we take a direct flight back to reality, or do we have to change planes in Denver?

  • Mr. Whittle
    You should see a doctor, a shrink, a dietician, anything.

  • E. L. F. S. Leader
    We're your worst nightmare... Elves with attitude.

  • Mr. Whittle
    I don't know what's happening to you. You're starting to look like the Pillsbury Doughboy.

  • Scott Calvin
    You know, you look pretty good for your age.

  • Scott Calvin
    Who gave you permission to tell Charlie there was no Santa Claus? I think if we're going to destroy our son's delusions, I should be a part of it.

  • Bernard
    The Santa Clause: In putting on the suit and entering the sleigh, the wearer waives any and all right to any previous identity, real or implied, and fully accepts the duties and responsibilities of Santa Claus, in perpetuity to which some time the wearer becomes unable to do so, by either accident or design.

  • Scott Calvin
    Well, isn't that a pretty picture, Santa rolling down the block in a PANZER! Well kids, I... I certainly hope you have been good this year, cause it looks like Santa just took out the Pearson home. Incoming!

  • Charlie
    You said you believe in Santa Claus, right Dad?

  • Charlie
    Whoa, Dad! You're flying!

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