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Funny Quotes About Life

Laugh Away Your Worries With These Funny Quotes About Life

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If you have a sense of humor, you will learn to laugh at the oddities of life. True, sometimes the situation may be tragic, or even pitiable. But if you look at the same situation closely, you may be able to laugh out loud. Humor dulls the pains of life. Read these funny quotes about life and learn to laugh away your troubles.
  • Erma Bombeck
    The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

  • Will Rogers
    Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

  • Dave Barry
    People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

  • Mignon McLaughlin
    I tell you this, and I tell you plain:
    What you have done, you will do again;
    You will bite your tongue, careful or not,
    Upon the already-bitten spot.

  • Bob Monkhouse
    Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

  • Yiddish Proverb
    Life is like an onion. Why is life like an onion? Because you peel away layer after layer and when you come to the end you have nothing.

  • Frank Zappa
    If we can't be free, we at least can be cheap.

  • Woody Allen
    I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

  • John Barrymore
    The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.

  • Steven Wright
    You can't have everything... where would you put it?

  • Clifton Fadiman
    For most men life is a search for the proper manilla envelope in which to get themselves filed.

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