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Make the Most of Your Celebration With These Birthday Quotes

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Your birthday is your special day. You get to make the rules for the day. Here are some wonderful birthday quotes. Start your birthday with a positive attitude. These birthday quotes will bring a smile to your face and a spring to your feet.

Jane Wagner
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.

Pablo Picasso
It takes a long time to grow young.

Oscar Wilde
The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.

Groucho Marx
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Jerry Dennis
No wonder I'm unhappy… My twin forgot my birthday.

Bobby Kelton
Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?

Johnny Carson
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.

Steven Wright
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

Sam Ewing
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

William Butler Yeats
From our birthday, until we die,
Is but the winking of an eye.

Jonathan Swift
No wise man ever wished to be younger.

Bernard Baruch
Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

Virginia Woolf
One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them.

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