Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang "Happy Birthday."
E. Joseph Cossman
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternatives.
Thirty-five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
Daniel Francois Esprit Auber
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.
We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.