Be warned! These Borat
quotes have a lot of bathroom language that might not appeal to you. You could be left feeling disgusted with the crude language. But you could also smirk at the daredevil humor projected in the quotes.
- Borat: Gipsy! Give me your tears! If you will not give them to me, I will take them from you!
- Mike Jared: I'm, er... recently retired...
Borat: You are a retard?
- Azamat: [arguing with Borat] What's in California?
Borat: [making it up] Pearl Harbor is there. So is Texas.
- Borat: Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world; all other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan is number one exporter of potassium; other Central Asian countries have inferior potassium.
- Borat: Dis my mother. She oldest in village. She 45!
- Borat: I arrived in America's airport with clothings, US dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.
- Borat: High-five!
- Borat: Democracy is different in America. For example: women can vote but horse can not!
- Borat: Please, you come see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.