Borat
- You let women in cinemas here? In my country we have a pen outside for the animals and womens!
- [To Veteran Feminists of America, on being questioned whether women should be educated] Is it not a problem that the woman have a smaller brain than a man? The government scientist Dr. Yamuka has proved it is size of squirrel.
- I bring iPod back from America and I get my neighbour iPod mini... because it is for girls!
- I can hit a gypsy with a rock from 15 meters away if chained... 10 if not.
- I say this because, I had a very bad Gypsy attack... they stole my wife, plow... and they touch my horse in a very bad way... he got very depressed.
- In my country we say to let a woman drive a car is like to let a monkey fly a plane, very dangerous yes.
- Borat: Your dog is a loser... you are upset?
Dog Show Contestant: No, no. I don't get upset. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.
Borat: You will put him in a sack in the river?

