Cute Couple Quotes

Couples in love have a penchant for display of affection. Their actions can draw stares, gaping mouths, and in some cases, police intervention. Yet you have to admit that these cute couples, who are oblivious in love, teach the world a thing or two about nurturing relationships. Read these cute couple quotes, laced with humor and wit. Enjoy the quips about couples in relationships.

• Brendan Francis
  A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
  
  
• Cher
  The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
  
  
• Henny Youngman
  Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.
  
  
• Jean Rostand
  A married couple are well suited when both partners usually feel the need for a quarrel at the same time.
  
  
• Katherine Mansfield
  Some couples go over their budgets very carefully every month. Others just go over them.
  
  
• Phyllis Diller
  I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?
  
  
• Octavio Paz
  If we are a metaphor of the universe, the human couple is the metaphor par excellence, the point of intersection of all forces and the seed of all forms.The couple is time recaptured, the return to the time before time.
  
  
• Florence King
  American couples have gone to such lengths to avoid the interference of in-laws that they have to pay marriage counselors to interfere between them.
  
  
• Jacqueline Bisset
  Ideally, couples need three lives; one for him, one for her, and one for them together.
  
  
• Neil Simon
  Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.
  
  
• John Whiting
  Unmarried couples should get married -- that's an excellent tax avoidance measure, if a bit drastic.
  
  
• Earl Wilson
  This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.
  
  
• Paula Gosling
  They shared the chores of living as some couples do -- she did most of the work and he appreciated it.
  
  
• Sydney Smith
  Married couples resemble a pair of scissors, often moving in opposite directions, yet punishing anyone who gets in between them.
  
  
• Denis MacShane
  We do seem to bicker and bicker. Sometimes I feel we're like an old married couple, who think occasionally of murdering each other -- but never of divorce.
  
  
• Willie Nelson
  I'm drinking doubles now that you're running around single again.