"Dumb and Dumber" Quotes

Dumb and Dumber is a movie about two losers who decide to do something worthwhile in life. They end up chasing a woman who leaves her briefcase behind in a limo. The road trip to Aspen in search of Mary has some of the funniest scenes. The result is a funny movie with guffaw-worthy scenes and some utterly dumb quotations. You can get a glimpse of the funny conversations in these Dumb and Dumber quotes.

Lloyd

• The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
  
  
• Hit me with it! I've come a long way to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
  
  
• I said, "Do you love me?" and she said, "No, but that's a really nice ski mask."
  
  
• You said it, pal. Maybe we're not as good of friends as we thought. I mean, if one beautiful girl can rip us apart, then maybe our friendship isn't worth a damn. Maybe we should call it quits right now.

Harry

• You drove almost a sixth of the way across the country in the wrong direction! Now we don't have enough money to get to Aspen, we don't have enough money to get home, we don't have enough money to eat, and we don't have enough money to sleep!
  
  
• Oh, that pisses me off! That pisses me right off! I hate when women do that. She wanted to see you again! And now no? Now... wait a minute! Wait! She must have meant ten o'clock at night!
  
  
• Yesterday was one of the greatest days of my life. Mary and I went skiing, we made a snowman, she touched my leg...