Funny "Dumb and Dumber" Quotes

What makes Dumb and Dumber an absolutely funny movie? Dumb and Dumber is not just funny because of its jokes but also for its visual comedy. The movie is like a live cartoon show. You can't help being tickled by the volley of funny jokes embedded in the movie. Laugh away with these absolutely funny Dumb and Dumber quotes.

Lloyd

• Hey, chicks love it. It's the shaggin' wagon.
  
  
• (to motorcycle cop) Tic-Tac, sir?
  
  
• We don't usually pick up hitchhikers... but I'm-a gonna go with my instincts on this one. Saddle up partner!
  
  
• (He reads the manufacturer's name, which is Samsonite) Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though.
  
  
• Life is a fragile thing, Har. One minute you're chewin' on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat.

Harry

• I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
  
  
• According to the map we've only gone 4 inches.
  
  
• No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing.

Mental

• Gas man. How the hell did they know that I got gas?

Beth

• (at the gas station) Uh sir, you're... you're spraying everywhere...