Quotes From Napoleon Dynamite

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Deb & Uncle Rico - Napoleon Dynamite Movie Quotes
[Deb, while taking a glamour picture of Uncle Rico]
Deb Okay, turn you head on more of a slant...
[three heads turn in a slant]
Deb Now, make a fist. Slowly ease it up underneath your chin.
[three of them slowly ease up fists under their chins]
Deb This is looking really good.
Kip You can say that again.
[Uncle Rico acknowledges]
Deb Kay, hold still right there. Now, just imagine you're weightless, in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by tiny little seahorses.
[Uncle Rico gives a gleaming look at the camera]
Deb [takes the picture] That was one that I think is gonna come out really nice.
Uncle Rico Ah, how you did it... wow... well I felt really relaxed. Thanks Deb.
[Uncle Rico puts his fist down, then swats a fly]

Napoleon Dynamite - Napoleon Dynamite Movie Quotes
Napoleon Dynamite:[drinks a glass of milk] The defect in that one is bleach.
FFA Judge No. 1 That's right.
Napoleon Dynamite Yes!
Napoleon Dynamite [drinks another glass of milk] This tastes like the cow got into an onion patch.
FFA Judge No. 2 Correct!
Napoleon Dynamite Yes!!.

Napoleon Dynamite & Deb - Napoleon Dynamite Movie Quotes
[Napoleon and Deb are dancing]
Napoleon Dynamite I like your sleeves. They're real big.
Deb Thank you. I made them myself.
Napoleon Dynamite So you and Pedro getting really serious now?

Kip - Napoleon Dynamite Movie Quotes
Kip[singing while typing a poem on his computer] Your sandy hair floats in the air... To me it's like a lullaby... I'm just flying by... Oh so high... like a kite... tied to a skate...

Uncle Rico & Kip - Napoleon Dynamite Movie Quotes
Uncle Rico What about your girlfriend?
Kip Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for like… two hours every day so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.

Napoleon Dynamite - Napoleon Dynamite Movie Quotes
Napoleon Dynamite You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

Uncle Rico & Kip - Napoleon Dynamite Movie Quotes
Kip So how long are we talking about working?
Uncle Rico What are you already losing your steam?
Kip No, I just... I have a chat room meeting at 4. I gotta be back here by then.
Uncle Rico All right, you just start a little earlier, that's all. Or else work afterwards. How long is the chat room?
Kip Jeez, sometimes up to 3-4 hours maybe... Maybe not...
Uncle Rico You pay the bills for that? Does that cost money every time you're on, like for minutes on the phone?
Kip Yeah, grandma's still paying per minute. She gets kinda pissed at me sometimes cause I'm on there so long.
Uncle Rico I bet she does. I'll tell you something, I'd be throwing you out the window.

Kip, Uncle Rico & Napoleon Dynamite - Napoleon Dynamite Movie Quotes
Kip So when's grandma coming back?
Uncle Rico I don't know. Not sure.
Napoleon Dynamite You don't have to stay here with us, we're not babies!
Uncle Rico Ha ha! Talk to your Auntie Carolyn.
Napoleon Dynamite Kip is like thirty two years old.
Kip I don't mind if you stay.

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