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Which Is Your Favorite "Napoleon Dynamite" Quote?

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Which Napoleon Dynamite quote on this page is the best? Frankly, each one is good enough to rank numero uno.

Pedro & Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite Deb just called me. She pretty much hates me by now.
Pedro Why?
Napoleon Dynamite Because my uncle Rico's an idiot!!
Pedro Do you have anything to give to her?
Napoleon Dynamite No. Not unless she likes fish.

Pedro & Napoleon Dynamite
Pedro Who was that?
Napoleon Dynamite Trisha.
Pedro Who's she?
Napoleon Dynamite My woman I'm taking to the dance.
Pedro Did you draw her a picture?
Napoleon Dynamite Heck yes I did.

Trisha & Napoleon Dynamite
Trisha Thanks for the beautiful drawing. It's hanging in my room right now.
Napoleon Dynamite Really? It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.

Uncle Rico & Napoleon Dynamite
Uncle Rico I wish you wouldn't look at me like that, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up!
Uncle Rico I'm gonna tell you somethin' right now. While you're out there playing patty cake with your friend Pedro, your Uncle Rico is makin' 120 bucks.
Napoleon Dynamite I could make that much money in five seconds!
Kip Geez. Yeah right, Napoleon. I made, like, 75 bucks today.
Uncle Rico Napoleon, it's looks like you don't have a job. So why don't you get out there and feed Tina.
Napoleon Dynamite Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of c***!

Pedro & Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite(referring to the dance) Who are you gonna ask?
Pedro That girl over there.
Napoleon Dynamite Summer Wheatly? How the heck are you gonna do that?
Pedro Build her a cake or something.

Uncle Rico & Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home.
Uncle Rico She didn't tell me anything.
Napoleon Dynamite Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.
Uncle Rico I'm not goin' anywhere, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite Get off my property!
Uncle Rico It's a free country. I can do whatever I want.
Napoleon Dynamite Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you.
Uncle Rico Well then do it! Go on!
Napoleon Dynamite Maybe I will, GOSH!

Deb & Napoleon Dynamite
Deb And here we have some boondoggle key chains. A must-have for this season's fashion.
Napoleon Dynamite I already made like infinity of those at scout camp.

Farmer & Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite Do the chickens have large talons?
Farmer Do they have what?
Napoleon Dynamite Large talons.
Farmer I don't understand a word you just said.

Pedro & Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite How long did it take you to grow that moustache?
Pedro A couple of days.

Uncle Rico & Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite What are you doing here, Uncle Rico?
Uncle Rico Grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her coccyx.

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