Top 10 Napoleon Dynamite Quotes

I predict that these 10 Napoleon Dynamite quotes are going to be evergreen favorites. If you cannot fathom the humor, grab hold of a Napoleon Dynamite DVD and then read these top 10 Napoleon Dynamite quotes.

• Just follow your heart. That's what I do.
  
  
• (while hitch-hiking) Are you guys like Pedro's cousins with all the sweet hook-ups?
  
  
• Pedro offers you his protection.
  
  
• You guys having a killer time?
  
  
• Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore.
  
  
• You know... there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo-staff.
  
  
• You wanna play me?
  
  
• Lucky!
  
  
• I spent like three hours shading the upper lip.
  
  
• Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache.