Top 10 Napoleon Dynamite Quotes

These top 10 Napoleon Dynamite Quotes might very well be the funny theme for a very long time. Ask the die-hard Napoleon Dynamite fans. At face value, they may seem so superficial. But you will find them hilarious when you watch the movie. So grab hold of your dvd and then read these top 10 Napoleon Dynamite quotes.

Napoleon Dynamite Quote #1
Napoleon Dynamite to Pedro Just follow your heart. That's what I do.

Napoleon Dynamite Quote #2
Napoleon Dynamite [while hitch-hiking] Are you guys like Pedro's cousins with all the sweet hook-ups?

Napoleon Dynamite Quote #3
Napoleon Dynamite Pedro offers you his protection.

Napoleon Dynamite Quote #4
Napoleon Dynamite You guys having a killer time?

Napoleon Dynamite Quote #5
Napoleon Dynamite Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore.

Napoleon Dynamite Quote #6
Napoleon Dynamite You know… there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo-staff.

Napoleon Dynamite Quote #7
Napoleon Dynamite You wanna play me?

Napoleon Dynamite Quote #8
Napoleon Dynamite Lucky.

Napoleon Dynamite Quote #9
Napoleon Dynamite I spent like three hours shading the upper lip.

Napoleon Dynamite Quote #10
Napoleon Dynamite Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache.

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