Napoleon Dynamite Quote #1
Napoleon Dynamite to Pedro Just follow your heart. That's what I do.
Napoleon Dynamite Quote #2
Napoleon Dynamite [while hitch-hiking] Are you guys like Pedro's cousins with all the sweet hook-ups?
Napoleon Dynamite Quote #3
Napoleon Dynamite Pedro offers you his protection.
Napoleon Dynamite Quote #4
Napoleon Dynamite You guys having a killer time?
Napoleon Dynamite Quote #5
Napoleon Dynamite Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore.
Napoleon Dynamite Quote #6
Napoleon Dynamite You know
there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo-staff.
Napoleon Dynamite Quote #7
Napoleon Dynamite You wanna play me?
Napoleon Dynamite Quote #8
Napoleon Dynamite Lucky.
Napoleon Dynamite Quote #9
Napoleon Dynamite I spent like three hours shading the upper lip.
Napoleon Dynamite Quote #10
Napoleon Dynamite Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache.
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