Quotes: Seinfeld

Seinfeld is one comic series that has a cult-like following the world over. The philosophy, the ideas, and even the dialogues from the show have become such a rage that Seinfeld fanatics have incorporated them in their daily vocabulary. Here are a few quotes Seinfeld has created in what is termed as "the funniest show ever" on television.

George Costanza
She thinks I'm a nice guy. Women always think I'm nice. But women don't want nice.

Jerry Seinfeld
People on dates shouldn't even be allowed out in public.

Jerry Seinfeld
That's the true spirit of Christmas -- people being helped by people other than me.

Cosmo Kramer
If I had a son, I would name him Isosceles -- Isosceles Kramer.

Jerry Seinfeld
Fathers don't wear bathing suits; they wear trunks. It's kind of the same thing a tree would wear if it went swimming.

Jerry Seinfeld
To me, a lawyer is basically the person that knows the rules of the country. We're all throwing the dice, playing the game, moving our pieces around the board, but if there is a problem the lawyer is the only person who has read the inside of the top of the box.

Cosmo Kramer
She needs a little tenderness. She needs a little understanding. She needs a little Kramer.

Jerry Seinfeld
What's the point of dating without games? How do you know if you're winning or losing?