Famous Seinfeld Quotes

Everyone wants to be perceived as witty, sharp, and bright. While there are those who are naturally endowed with a great sense of humor, there are others who find themselves in many foot-in-the-mouth situations. However, this does not mean the end of the world for aspiring comedians. To make a fresh start, use some of these famous Seinfeld quotes and you will be aglow with all the attention.

Jerry Seinfeld
To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.

George Costanza
I know how to get myself fired. Now, how do I get someone else fired?

Jerry Seinfeld
You're extremely attractive, you're gorgeous. I'm looking at you. I can't even remember my name.

George Costanza
I know less about women than anyone else in the world.

Jerry Seinfeld
I was the best man at the wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?

Jerry Seinfeld
The whole reason you watch a TV show is because it ends. If I wanted a long, boring story with no point to it, I've got my life.

Jerry Seinfeld
[about Tony] Elaine, he's a male bimbo. He's a mimbo!

Jerry Seinfeld
Magazines are another medium I love, because 95% are simply based on 'How the hell are we going to fill all this blank space?'

Jerry Seinfeld
Introducing 'Lite'. The new way to spell 'Light' but with twenty percent fewer letters.