Quotes From Seinfeld

When humor is directed at life's issues, it makes serious matters look frivolous. The Seinfeld variety of comedy is one of the greatest, as it highlights the quirks, idiosyncrasies, and eccentricities of everyday life. The show makes common behavior seem preposterous. Here are some quotes from "Seinfeld" that will make you rethink the way you carry on with your life.

Jerry Seinfeld
Would you [women] like to know what men are thinking? The truth, the honest truth of what they are thinking? Nothing!

George Costanza
I love a good nap, sometimes it’s the only thing getting me out of bed in the mornings.

Cosmo Kramer
You know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck, a road apple, Newman. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine.

Jerry Seinfeld
Why is commitment such a big problem for a man? I think that for some reason when a man is driving down that freeway of love, the woman he's with is like an exit. But he doesn't want to get off there. He wants to keep driving. And the woman is like, "Look, gas, food, lodging, that's our exit, that's everything we need to be happy. Get off here, now!" But the man is focusing on sign underneath that says, "Next exit 27 miles," and he thinks, "I can make it." Sometimes he can, sometimes he can't. Sometimes, the car ends up on the side of the road, hood up and smoke pouring out of the engine. He's sitting on the curb all alone, "I guess I didn't realize how many miles I was racking up."

Jerry Seinfeld
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

Jerry Seinfeld
The article said that since the Upper West Side lost Charivari [an expensive clothing retailer] and the China Club [a nightspot], it's equivalent to a mall in Iowa.