Seinfeld Quote

Seinfeld is a timeless classic. You don't have to belong to a particular era or decade to appreciate the humor. Why! Seinfeld is popular even with GenX! The best part of the "Seinfeld" show is at the end of most episodes, where Seinfeld is performing stand-up comedy. His observational comedy is wild, if not wicked. But Seinfeld does leave a germinating thought in our minds. That's the beauty of each Seinfeld quote; you are left with an ignited mind.

Jerry Seinfeld
I think eventually fashion won't exist. I think someday we'll all wear the same thing. Because anytime I see a movie or a TV show where there are people from the future or another planet, they're all wearing the same outfit.

George Costanza
[to Jerry Seinfeld] Would it kill you not to be so funny all the time? That's all I'm askin'. This woman thinks I'm very funny and now you're gonna be funny. So what am I gonna be? I'm gonna be a short bald guy with glasses who suddenly doesn't seem so funny.

Jerry Seinfeld
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, "See if you can blow this out."

Jerry Seinfeld
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.

Jerry Seinfeld
[on birthdays] We're just cheering for laundry!

Jerry Seinfeld
"No face, mouth open." That is how the drug companies see the public.

George Costanza
For me to ask a woman out, I've got to get into a mental state like the karate guys before they break the bricks.