Bart Simpson - - Blackboard Quotes

Bart Simpson is famous (or infamous) for his notorious blackboard comments. Bart Simpsons blackboard quotes have captured the imagination of people of all ages. This page has a select collection of Bart Simpson blackboard quotes.

Bart Simpson: Blackboard Quotes
I will not snap bras.

Bart Simpson: Blackboard Quotes
I will not spank others.

Bart Simpson: Blackboard Quotes
I will not defame New Orleans.

Bart Simpson: Blackboard Quotes
I will not bring sheep to class.

Bart Simpson: Blackboard Quotes
I will not eat things for money.

Bart Simpson: Blackboard Quotes
I will not prescribe medication.

Bart Simpson: Blackboard Quotes
I will not sell land in Florida.

Bart Simpson: Blackboard Quotes
I will not sell school property.

Bart Simpson: Blackboard Quotes
I will not encourage others to fly.

Bart Simpson: Blackboard Quotes
I will not drive the principal's car.

Bart Simpson: Blackboard Quotes
I will not conduct my own fire drills.

Bart Simpson: Blackboard Quotes
I will not sleep through my education.

Bart Simpson: Blackboard Quotes
I will not do that thing with my tongue.

Bart Simpson: Blackboard Quotes
I will not make flatulent noises in class.

Bart Simpson: Blackboard Quotes
I will not get very far with this attitude.