Bart Simpson: Blackboard Quotes
I am not a dentist.
Bart Simpson: Blackboard Quotes
A burp is not an answer.
Bart Simpson: Blackboard Quotes
I will not aim for the head.
Bart Simpson: Blackboard Quotes
I will not fake my way through life.
Bart Simpson: Blackboard Quotes
High explosives and school don't mix.
Bart Simpson: Blackboard Quotes
I will not belch the National Anthem.
Bart Simpson: Blackboard Quotes
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
Bart Simpson: Blackboard Quotes
Coffee is not for kids (each line becomes difficult to read; the last line is a scribble)
Bart Simpson: Blackboard Quotes
I am not a 32 year old woman (To put it another way, Nancy Cartwright is not a 10-year-old boy)
Blackboard Quotes From Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson and His Crazy Humor
By Simran Khurana, About.com Guide
Why does Bart Simpson evoke so much interest in everybody? The answer lies in the fact that he is not your obedient, well mannered boy next door, but quite the antithesis. He is a brat with an attitude. And what's more, he has a wacky sense of humor. Read the funniest quotes from Bart Simpson: blackboard quotes from Bart Simpson.
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