It looks like ketchup. It tastes like ketchup. But Brother, it ain't ketchup!
Well, I'm tired of being a wannabe league bowler. I wanna BE a league bowler.
Movies are the only escape from the drudgery of work and family... No offense.
There's comes a time in every father's life when he blows up his daughter's room.
OK, son. Just remember to have fun out there today, and if you lose, I'LL KILL YOU!
Marge, when I join an underground cult I expect a little support from my family.
If God wanted us to eat in the church, he would have made a Gluttonous Day.
I've always wondered if there was a God. And now I know there is... and it's me.
Ha ha! Look at this country! U R Gay?! Ha ha! (looking at Uruguay on the globe).
God, I know you're busy... you know watching women changing clothes and all...