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Crazy Homer Simpson Quotes

Homer Simpson Gets "Philosophical" in These Crazy Quotes

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Trust Homer Simpson to develop a philosophical perspective on life. Of course, what Homer would deem philosophical, would be classified as "weird" by most others. That is what makes him the funniest character on television. Here are some crazy Homer Simpson quotes.

Wise Cracks
It looks like ketchup. It tastes like ketchup. But Brother, it ain't ketchup!

Inspiration
Well, I'm tired of being a wannabe league bowler. I wanna BE a league bowler.

Life views
Movies are the only escape from the drudgery of work and family... No offense.

Parenting
There's comes a time in every father's life when he blows up his daughter's room.

Parenting
OK, son. Just remember to have fun out there today, and if you lose, I'LL KILL YOU!

Relationships
Marge, when I join an underground cult I expect a little support from my family.

Religion
If God wanted us to eat in the church, he would have made a Gluttonous Day.

Spirituality
I've always wondered if there was a God. And now I know there is... and it's me.

Stupidity
Ha ha! Look at this country! U R Gay?! Ha ha! (looking at Uruguay on the globe).

Weird Humor
God, I know you're busy... you know watching women changing clothes and all...

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