Homer Simpson Quotes To Tickle You

Trust Homer Simpson to take a philosophical look about life. And you can't miss the humor and sarcasm in them. Read some of the craziest Homer Simpson quotes. He is the funniest character on television.

Wise Cracks: Homer Simpson Quotes
It looks like ketchup. It tastes like ketchup. But Brother, it ain't ketchup!

Inspiration: Homer Simpson Quotes
Well, I'm tired of being a wannabe league bowler. I wanna BE a league bowler.

Life views: Homer Simpson Quotes
Movies are the only escape from the drudgery of work and family... No offense.

Parenting: Homer Simpson Quotes
There's comes a time in every father's life when he blows up his daughter's room.

Parenting: Homer Simpson Quotes
OK, son. Just remember to have fun out there today, and if you lose, I'LL KILL YOU!

Relationships: Homer Simpson Quotes
Marge, when I join an underground cult I expect a little support from my family.

Religion: Homer Simpson Quotes
If God wanted us to eat in the church, he would have made a Gluttonous Day.

Spirituality: Homer Simpson Quotes
I've always wondered if there was a God. And now I know there is... and it's me.

Stupidity: Homer Simpson Quotes
Ha ha! Look at this country! U R Gay?! Ha ha! (looking at Uruguay on the globe).

Weird Humor: Homer Simpson Quotes
God, I know you're busy... you know watching women changing clothes and all...