Wild And Wacky Homer Simpsons Quotes

The Simpsons family members are quite a riot in 'The Simpsons' show. Each one portrays a different character through their humorous quotes. Read some of the funniest Homer Simpsons quotes. He certainly leads the pack.

Food: Homer Simpsons Quotes
All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say "Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?" I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.

Life views: Homer Simpsons Quotes
In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.

Opinions: Homer Simpsons Quotes
Being eaten by a crocodile is just like falling asleep in a blender.

Opinions: Homer Simpsons Quotes
A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.

Opinions: Homer Simpsons Quotes
Well, you know boys a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.

Parenting: Homer Simpsons Quotes
Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Heh heh heh! Right in the butt… that was great!

Parenting: Homer Simpsons Quotes
Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.

Relationships: Homer Simpsons Quotes
Come on Bart! Remember what Vince Lambardi said. "If you lose, you're out of the family."

Wise Cracks: Homer Simpsons Quotes
Just remember; never be afraid to live your life on the edge... Now let's get home before your mother kills us.

Wise Cracks: Homer Simpsons Quotes
Always remember that you're representing your country. I guess what I'm saying is, don't mess up France the way you messed up your room.