All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say "Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?" I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.
In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.
Being eaten by a crocodile is just like falling asleep in a blender.
A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.
Well, you know boys a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.
Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Heh heh heh! Right in the butt that was great!
Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.
Come on Bart! Remember what Vince Lombardi said. "If you lose, you're out of the family."
Just remember; never be afraid to live your life on the edge... Now let's get home before your mother kills us.
Always remember that you're representing your country. I guess what I'm saying is, don't mess up France the way you messed up your room.