The Witty Humor of Lisa Simpson

Lisa Simpson has a way with words. In wit, she is of equal measure with her brother, Bart. Read some of the quotes directed to Lisa and quotes by Lisa. You will enjoy the witty jabs in each of these quotes.

Weird Humor: Marge Simpson To Lisa Simpson Quotes
Lisa, I made you some homemade Pepsi for the dance; it's a little thick but the price is right.

Life views: Marge Simpson To Lisa Simpson Quotes
Lisa, hello! How are you doing in England? Remember, elevator is called a 'lift,' a mile is called a 'kilometer,' and botulism is called 'steak and kidney pie.'

Opinions: Lisa Simpson Quotes
Look I know that to you, we Simpsons are a lower order of life. We face that prejudice every day of our lives, but we are happy on our little planet.

Opinions: Lisa Simpson Quotes
No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way...

Opinions: Lisa Simpson Quotes
The city of Washington was built on a stagnant swamp some two hundred years ago and very little has changed; it stank then and it stinks now. Only today, it is the fetid stench of corruption that hangs in the air.

Parenting: Lisa Simpson Quotes
Bart, having never received any words of encouragement myself, I'm not sure how they're supposed to sound. But here goes: I believe in you.

Relationships: Lisa Simpson Quotes
A man who envies our family is a man who needs help.

Television: Lisa Simpson Quotes
But, Mom! If you take our cartoons away, we'll grow up without a sense of humor and be robots.

Wise Cracks: Lisa Simpson Quotes
Ooh! A political discussion at our table. I feel like a Kennedy!