Crazy and Weird Quotes by Homer Simpson

Some quotes by Homer Simpson are just too funny to be missed. He can quote about politics, relationships, and even about God. This is a collection of the craziest quotes by Homer Simpson.

Life views: Quotes by Homer Simpson
It is better to watch things than to do them.

Life views: Quotes by Homer Simpson
If something is hard, then it is probably not worth doing.

Life views: Quotes by Homer Simpson
And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned.

Life views: Quotes by Homer Simpson
Because sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves.

Opinions: Quotes by Homer Simpson
And remember not to act afraid. Animals can smell fear. And they don't like it.

Opinions: Quotes by Homer Simpson
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.

Opinions: Quotes by Homer Simpson
America's health care system is second only to Japan... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain... well, all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!

Stupidity: Quotes by Homer Simpson
Don't mess with the dead, boy, they have eerie powers.

Stupidity: Quotes by Homer Simpson
I bet Einstein turned himself into all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb.

Wise Cracks: Quotes by Homer Simpson
If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.