You can be shocked by their rudeness, but you can't help smirking at these funny quotes by Homer Simpson. He is really thick-skinned. Read a list of weird quotes from Homer Simpson.
- A big mountain of sugar is too much for one man. I can see now why God portions it out in those little packets.
- They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous. But if you ask me, if you're dumb enough to eat it, you deserve to die.
- All right pie, I'm just going to do this (munch munch). And if you get eaten, it's your own fault. (munch munch, bang) Ow! Oww!! My... Oh, the hell with it!
- No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.
- The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Let's see. Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do.
- Greetings, friend. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So use it. And send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay! Eternal happiness is just a dollar away.
- I want to shake off the dust of this one-horse town. I want to explore the world. I want to watch TV in a different time zone. I want to visit strange, exotic malls...I want to live, Marge! Won't you let me live?
- Trying is the first step towards failure.
- Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
- The only guys who wear Hawaiian shirts are gay guys and big fat party animals.
- Marge, try to understand. There are two kinds of college students -- jocks and nerds. As a jock, it is my duty to give nerds a hard time!
- Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up 2%, and it's all because of my motivational techniques -- like donuts and the possibility of more donuts to come.
- Uh, Lisa, the whole reason we have elected officials is so we don't have to think all the time. Just like that rainforest scare a few years back: our officials saw there was a problem and they fixed it, didn't they?
- Stupid risks make life worth living.
- Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang it would be you.
- Oh, Marge, cartoons don't have any deep meaning. They're just stupid drawings that give you a cheap laugh.
