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Enjoy the "Deep Philosopy" in Homer Simpson Quotes

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Homer Simpson is quite the comic legend. When you read his quotations, it will be easy to see why.

  • All right, let's not panic! I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.

  • Maybe it's the beer talking, Marge, but you got a butt that won't quit. They've got these chewy pretzels... (mumbles)…five dollars? Get out of here!

  • Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.

  • As I got up in front of them, I felt an intoxication that had nothing to do with alcohol. It was the intoxication of being a public spectacle.

  • What's everyone so worked up about? So there's a comet. Big deal. It'll burn up in atmosphere and whatever's left will be no bigger than a Chihuahua's head.

  • Your mother is obviously very stressed at the moment, so we'll let her clear away the dinner in peace.

  • Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's ok in the Bible.

  • The lesson is: Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be smoten!

  • When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!

  • I'm just saying; why not have two geniuses in the family? Sort of a spare in case Bart's brain blows up.

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