Homer Simpson is quite the comic legend. When you read his quotations, it will be easy to see why.
- All right, let's not panic! I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.
- Maybe it's the beer talking, Marge, but you got a butt that won't quit. They've got these chewy pretzels... (mumbles)…five dollars? Get out of here!
- Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.
- As I got up in front of them, I felt an intoxication that had nothing to do with alcohol. It was the intoxication of being a public spectacle.
- What's everyone so worked up about? So there's a comet. Big deal. It'll burn up in atmosphere and whatever's left will be no bigger than a Chihuahua's head.
- Your mother is obviously very stressed at the moment, so we'll let her clear away the dinner in peace.
- Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's ok in the Bible.
- The lesson is: Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be smoten!
- When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
- I'm just saying; why not have two geniuses in the family? Sort of a spare in case Bart's brain blows up.
