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Laugh Aloud With Stupid Simpson Quotes

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Homer Simpson quotes are ridiculously funny. He seems to have stupid opinions on everything. Read some of the most hilarious Simpson quotes on this page.

Food: Homer Simpson Quotes
Hey, I asked for ketchup! I'm eatin' salad here!

Life views: Homer Simpson Quotes
Life is just one crushing defeat after another.

Religion: Homer Simpson Quotes
Save me, Jeebus. Jeebus, where are you? I want Jeebus.

Stupidity: Homer Simpson Quotes
I don't have to be careful. I got a gun.

Stupidity: Homer Simpson Quotes
... and I'm not impressed easily... Wow! A blue car!!

Stupidity: Homer Simpson Quotes
You put the beer in the coconut and throw the can away.

Stupidity: Homer Simpson Quotes
Wow! A baby and a free burger! Could this be the best day of my life?

Television: Homer Simpson Quotes
Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me... not at me!

Wise Cracks: Homer Simpson Quotes
D'oh! The bee bit my bottom. Now my bottom's big.

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