Food: Homer Simpson Quotes
Hey, I asked for ketchup! I'm eatin' salad here!
Life views: Homer Simpson Quotes
Life is just one crushing defeat after another.
Religion: Homer Simpson Quotes
Save me, Jeebus. Jeebus, where are you? I want Jeebus.
Stupidity: Homer Simpson Quotes
I don't have to be careful. I got a gun.
Stupidity: Homer Simpson Quotes
... and I'm not impressed easily... Wow! A blue car!!
Stupidity: Homer Simpson Quotes
You put the beer in the coconut and throw the can away.
Stupidity: Homer Simpson Quotes
Wow! A baby and a free burger! Could this be the best day of my life?
Television: Homer Simpson Quotes
Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me... not at me!
Wise Cracks: Homer Simpson Quotes
D'oh! The bee bit my bottom. Now my bottom's big.
Laugh Aloud With Stupid Simpson Quotes
By Simran Khurana, About.com
Homer Simpson quotes are ridiculously funny. He seems to have stupid opinions on everything. Read some of the most hilarious Simpson quotes on this page.
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