Insults: Homer Simpsons Quotations
If you were 17, we'd be rich now! But no! You had to be 10!
Opinions: Homer Simpsons Quotations
I'm no supervising technician, I'm a technical supervisor.
Parenting: Homer Simpsons Quotations
What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.
Relationships: Homer Simpsons Quotations
I won't lie to you, fatherhood isn't easy like motherhood.
Sex: Homer Simpsons Quotations
Marge, tonight we're gettin' drive-thru and doin' it twice!
Spirituality: Homer Simpsons Quotations
God is teasing me! Just like he teased Moses in the desert!
Television: Homer Simpsons Quotations
I am not crazy. It's the TV that's crazy. Aren't you, TV?
Television: Homer Simpsons Quotations
It may be on a lousy channel, but the Simpsons are on TV!
Weird Humor: Homer Simpsons Quotations
This is absolutely the last funeral we ever take you kids to.
Weird Humor: Homer Simpsons Quotations
Are you sure this is the Sci-Fi Convention? It's full of nerds!
Simpsons Quotations: It's LOL Time! 'Simpsons' fans all over the world have voted Homer Simpson to be the comedy king. But if you have your doubts, you must read these quotes to make your judgment.
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